This past weekend while I was working somehow the topic of soap operas came up. 75% of the men in the bar at that time admitted to watching soap operas. This is something to ponder.
While a little while later in a completely opposite direction of conversation, one of the guys said they killed a squirrel, skinned it, and took the skin but left the rest where it lay. Another guy asked what he did with the skin. The answer, whether it was because I was in ear shot or because guys are always that perverted around each other, turned it into a condom. I thought really, its amazing any guy gets a girl to marry him.