94 Year Old Boyfriend

There is a joke at my bar that my boyfriend, since I don't have one, is the 94 year old man, named Greg, that comes into the bar.
He actually just turned 94 in November.
And before last week he was driving and drinking vodka and water. But sadly on Friday I found out that he is in the nursing home because he had broken a couple bones in his foot and he cant take care of himself.
I hope he gets better. He always brightens my day when I come into work. And hes suppose to out live us all.

The old west debates

Its kind of sad when the argument of the night at the bar I work in is about the old west TV shows.
Things included in this debate: did Ms.Kitty always have the mole or did she get it later, who starred in what show, and when a show was on.
Can you tell I have a lot of older regulars?

Lady M's Strip Club

During this weekend while working I was told that I need to buy the building across the street from my bar and make it into a strip club. On of the names they randomly picked out was Lady M's.
Really? I mean really? How do people come up these crazy ideas?

Always recieving advice

Whether its good advice or not I'm always getting it from my drinkers.

This time it came in the form of health advice. Most of my regulars are older so of course they've got this or that wrong with them.

The most common health advice from them 'Dont get old'.

The advice this time 'If your getting kidney stones regularly and your taking calcium supplements, stop the calcium'.

Interesting....

Soap Operas and Animal Skins

This past weekend while I was working somehow the topic of soap operas came up. 75% of the men in the bar at that time admitted to watching soap operas. This is something to ponder.
While a little while later in a completely opposite direction of conversation, one of the guys said they killed a squirrel, skinned it, and took the skin but left the rest where it lay. Another guy asked what he did with the skin. The answer, whether it was because I was in ear shot or because guys are always that perverted around each other, turned it into a condom. I thought really, its amazing any guy gets a girl to marry him.

How Playboy Changed the World

Yes this was a documentary that was on TV the other night. And of course we had to watch it. It brought up the question what were the top selling porn magazines.. So for the sake of sharing with you

10. American Curves
9. Forum
8. Girls Gone Wild
7. Heavy Metal
6. Hustler
5. Penthouse
4. Penthouse Letters
3. Penthouse Variations
2. Playboy
1. Smooth

First off I thought Playboy was number one and I haven't even heard of Smooth. Shows how much I read porn magazines.

*Source: http://wikilists.info/top-10-adult-magazines/

The Begining of Some New Craziness

I decided that since there have been some weird conversations/arguments/craziness in the bar I work in I decided I need to share that stuff with the world.
I felt that all this couldn't be contained in my first blog and deserved its own.
The name came from the words that are said by some of my regulars at some point or another.
So here we go...